The story that never ends (2nd version)

[moldovan]

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[AIME15]

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However, the ancient Mayans were right! The world ended.

[moldovan]

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#63

The ancient Mayans were aliens from Greenalia who saw the end of their planet, not the end of Earth. Greenalia was the first planet destroyed with the Death Star. In 2012 the Earth was full with aliens from Greenalia. The had known that prophecy. The consequences seen on Earth in 2012 were the consequences of their arrival.

[evilhamster]

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#64

Unfortunately for everyone, the Greenalians were right about Earth too. Earth blew up and either the explosion, or the shock wave, or flying debris killed all of the characters named so far (except Chuck Norris, who can't die).

[moldovan]

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#65

The characters didn't die because MOTHER OMIDA took them to Redalia, the red planet. The new beginning was imminent, as I had said before.

[AIME15]

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#66

Everyone died and the universe started all over again. Whatever that means.

[moldovan]

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#67

Do you think it's funny to end the story just like that?? It's not cool

[AIME15]

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#68

Somebody's supposed to start it all over again...

Green people walked on the oceans.

[1=2]

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#69

blue people walked in the forest.

[AIME15]

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#70

and pink people drowned.

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#71

And AoPS people used bad grammar.

[jain_harshi]

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#72

Starting a new story isn't the point. The original story never ends. So, I will continue from the place where moldovan left off.

MOTHER OMIDA had enough power to transport the characters and the clones of the prince. One of the clones, a science nerd, made a time machine. Everyone was transported back to the day the Earth was to be destroyed.

[AIME15]

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#73

But...

[moldovan]

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#74

But then they killed every single alive mayan because the mayans were wrong. After that, there was a period of peace for 1000 years. One of the princes discovered something terrible. He found why the period of peace was only for 1000 years.

I will tell you the reason next week because this week I'm very busy. Here is the end of Chapter 2.

[moldovan]

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Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there was a king who had three sons who lived in Jangaresh. Their names were so long and so complicated that they were often called Prince 1, Prince 2 and Prince 3. Although Prince Abugadamenashibahozingtalmo (Prince 1) often hated schoolwork, he loved math problems. Acunamatatadasophtilus (Prince 2) loved more math than Prince 2. The third one, Nabucodonosaurusaldinosum (Prince 3), was the youngest, and he was the best problem solver in his family. The emperor of the Eastern Empire had only one daughter, and he wanted to give her daughter and the Empire to one of the princes. He chose one of the most difficult problems from the Empire, and destroyed it. He then combed the knowledge of his country, took another difficult problem (Goldbach Conjecture?), and phialed it. Then he tried to prove the Riemann hypothesis by means of repeated wallbashing (but it didn't work). Then he decided to find the meaning of 42. Alas, the 3 princes failed. "Is there nothing you can do? I thought you three were geniuses?!?!" said the emperor. Then he died of surprise (and brain damage due to wallbashing).

The king had another son (Prince 4), with another woman. That Prince was the best problem solver from the kingdom, so he easily solved that problem, but the princess didn't love him because he was too ugly. She decided to get married with somebody else. The story continues, as the three princes didn't know that the fourth one was alive. There was a great surprise when they first met. Prince 4 told them a big secret: "You all suck at math! I am way better than you will ever be!" The three princes, who were shocked, aghast, and appalled, jumped on the fourth prince... Unfortunately, for the three princes, the fourth prince help a 1337th degree black belt in Norris-kwon-do (cookies to those who get the reference). When the three princes heard that the problem could be solved using the secret, they understood why they couldn't solve that problem.Finally, they decided to find the secret on their own. The secret was hidden in the Dark Empire, and they decided to go in a great journey ... and then solved it, became famous, and were buried alive. They drank the Potion of Life and they continued their journey when a huge monster with 42 heads appeared and charged the princes.

They killed that monster with 42 heads because it was quite small like a mouse. The land from that region was full with little monsters. But then all the little monsters ganged up on the princes and killed them all (Here is a possible END of the story). Even if the princes are dead now (in the case that the princes are dead), there are still alive other characters of the story. Chuck Norris became very mad and came down to the land of 42-headed monsters and got pwned. It never happens, but he still got pwned. But wait! Prince 3 was still alive due to the fact that the body who faced the monster was a clone! Then Prince 3 cloned himself 999 times. Prince 3 decided that this story was not good enough for him, so he chose to go with all his clones in Attack of the Clones (Episode II - Star Wars). Then Lord Sidious came with his army in this story and tried to stop the two princes, that had reborned like phoenix bird miraculously, to find the secret, because the secret was dangerous for him and eventually he found the secret, which was that Chuck Norris never gets pwned. However, that wasn't a secret, so...

The secret that Chuck Norris never gets pwned was the secret put by Lord Sidious in the box of the secret, because Lord Sidious had stolen the true secret and gone with him back in Attack of the Clones . But the prince find that there was another way to find the solution. He went to MOTHER OMIDA and asked her, but MOTHER OMIDA was too tired, and she went in Hawaii. So the prince decided to fly to Hawaii, but his plane was hijacked by al-Qaeda terrorists over the Pacific Ocean, who demanded that the plane crashed. So they jumped out the window but the plane didn't crash. And the prince survived! The prince landed next to a destroyer, whose crew thought it was being attacked. Chuck Norris came with four ninja and helped the prince to continue his journey. The destroyer was destroyed very easy, and the prince and Chuck found MOTHER OMIDA surfing. MOTHER OMIDA drowned. The prince asked Chuck Norris to threaten to roundhouse kick the world if it didn't give the prince what he wanted. The prince didn't get what he wanted because MOTHER OMIDA drowned, so Chuck Norris was dismissed. The four ninja returned back home, and the prince was ashamed, because he couldn't get what he desired. But the KING had the secret right in his room, under the bed. The secret had a terrible smell.

The prince found the secret and he was very happy ... But that was only for a moment, he became a very sad person after that because the power of the secret was too great for him, so he went in a "sejour a Paris" where he met his brothers, and he became again a happy person. Three aliens abducted the prince from the center of Paris and took him to their planet, called Greenalia ... He fall in love with an alien girl there, but that girl was a "Fiona"(from the movie SHREK) kind of girl, so he wanted to go home, because he was terrified by her. He killed Fiona and came back. He killed Fiona because she was really ugly. She was uglier than Shrek and she was very fat But, when the prince arrived home he realised that killing an alien is a bad thing and didn't want to go to jail. When he got out from the house he met two alien police officers. Who were also fat. Their obesity proved to be advantageous, though, because the prince drowned in the fat. Then the King was reborn like a phoenix , pulled out a light saber and [that kind of battle from STAR WARS] the fat people and cut their stomachs open. Lord Sidious came again with his clones from Star Wars and destroied Greenalia ... Then Lord Sidious came to Earth and the only persons who could save the planet were the King, the princes, and the princess whose husband had died two weeks earlier. The problem was that Prince 1 was too fat, so he had plastic surgery. The princess was too scared by the clones so she simply died One of the clones, an intelligent one, forced himself/herself to look like the princess. The similarity was incredible. Everybody thought that the clone was infact the princess.

Chapter 2

The princess clone then took her spaceship to combat Lord Sidious. But as she approached the Death Star, where Sidious was getting ready to destroy the Earth with his and laser, the princess was zapped with the laser and died. But Sidious had to now power up the laser again, which took eternity (literally). Darth Vader, Carth Wader, Barth Xader, and Aarth Yader, the quadruplets, all got in a fight. Carth Wader won. Then, she attacked Lord Sidious and almost died. However, she was about to beheaded when Ralph Nader, her mom, popped up and chopped off Lord Sidious's head. Ralph Nader and Carth Wader went off to a little island in the middle of a lake that's in the middle of a country that is in the middle of a continent that is in the middle of the planet that is in the middle of the galaxy in the middle of the universe and lived happily ever after.

Lord Sidious didn't die because that was only a simple clone. The true Lord Sidious had been hidden in the box of the secret, but the stupid prince had liberated him when he had opened the box. Lord Sidious had took the image of a fly and he had flown to Hawaii, where he had killed MOTHER OMIDA. Then Lord Sidious took the image of a moose and went to Alaska where he started a new plan of destroying the Earth. But then, Lord Sidious, being a moose, was hunted and was shot fatally by Sarah Palin, governer of Alaska, and Todd Palin, first dude. Then sarah palin tried to swim to russia, which, unfortunately didn't work. She drowned. However, the Russians, who could see Sarah Palin from their houses, rescued her, upon which she shot them. Ralph Nader ran for President. He won, then people found out he had an affair with Palin, and a mob lynched them both a day after he was impeached. OBAMA FTW! Sarah Palin and Ralph Nader continued their career , and Lord Sidious went to American Idol. His voice was extremely bad. He won the first prize because he cheated. The jury was terrified because his voice was so bad that they lost their hearing.
Palin and Nader died. They died after they had finished their "career"...

After winning, Lord Sidious went back to Death Star to charge up the laser. When he reached the Death Star in 2012 (he was late because of his faulty GPS), he put in his American Idol trophy into the laser. Using the gold, he charged up the laser in an instant. The earth was nearing Armageddon. Chuck Norris didn't want the Earth to come to Armageddon, so he roundhouse kicked the Death Star. That year, 2012, was a bad year for Chuck Norris and Lord Sidious. The Earth changed its poles and the ADN of the humans had 12 spirals instead of 2. The day had only 16 hours instead of 24. The sky became as red as the sky from Greenalia. The team of GOOD (the princes, the King, the princess, etc) were in holiday in Hawaii. Infact they ressurected MOTHER OMIDA. A new beginning of the worlds was imminent. However, the ancient Mayans were right! The world ended. The ancient Mayans were aliens from Greenalia who saw the end of their planet, not the end of Earth. Greenalia was the first planet destroyed with the Death Star. In 2012 the Earth was full with aliens from Greenalia. The had known that prophecy. The consequences seen on Earth in 2012 were the consequences of their arrival.

Unfortunately for everyone, the Greenalians were right about Earth too. Earth blew up and either the explosion, or the shock wave, or flying debris killed all of the characters named so far (except Chuck Norris, who can't die). The characters didn't die because MOTHER OMIDA took them to Redalia, the red planet. The new beginning was imminent, as I had said before. Everyone died and the universe started all over again. Whatever that means (here is a misunderstanding between some ideas, but I put them here anyway, because of the rules) Green people walked on the oceans. Blue people walked in the forest, and pink people drowned. (remark: And AoPS people used bad grammar; I'm sorry , I'm an amateur, the point of this story for me is to exercise written English) MOTHER OMIDA had enough power to transport the characters and the clones of the prince. One of the clones, a science nerd, made a time machine. Everyone was transported back to the day the Earth was to be destroyed. But... But then they killed every single alive mayan because the mayans were wrong. After that, there was a period of peace for 1000 years. One of the princes discovered something terrible. He found why the period of peace was only for 1000 years.

[moldovan]

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#76

IMPORTANT
To make the story funnier, I want to add some new rules.

After each chapter, there will be a classification. Each post will have 1 point, for example, if *** has 3 posts in this topic, then he will have 3 points. Every new member of this story is considered a new rival. I'm the one who organize this contest, so I'm not a rival.

The limit of this contest is 1st May 2009, and there will be 4 more chapters, one for each month: Chapter 3 - January, Chapter 4 - February, Chapter 5 - March, Chapter 6 - April. 1st May is the day when I will finish the contest and this game.

Partial results
17p AIME15
10p evilhamster
5p aleph0
4p jain_harshi
3p crazypianist1116
2p 1=2
1p Poincare
1p splatyango
1p Eragon
1p ak909090
1p Bugi
1p came

START CHAPTER 3
The period of peace was only 1000 years because Lord Sidious turned back to conquer the planets from all around the world.

[AIME15]

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#77

He decided to conquer the planet called AIME15fails, and destroyed it, and it is now named Sidious999993 because it is the 999993rd planet he conquered.

[aleph0]

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#78

Unfortunately, he made an arithmetic mistake, because it was only his 42nd planet.

[moldovan]

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#79

He conquered a lot of planets. Earth was the final destination. BUT it was not a coincidence that Earth was the last planet ... A shocking discovery proved that MOTHER OMIDA and Lord Sidious were twins. MOTHER OMIDA, the queen of Gaia, had the same power like his brother Lord Sidious. MOTHER OMIDA was the good one, and Lord Sidious was the bad one. It was very hard to decide which of them was the other. They had helped each other since 100000 years ago. It was impossible for Lord Sidious to destroy his sister's home.

[AIME15]

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#80

However, he was wearing adidas shoes, so "IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!" He destroyed Earth, and this computer blew up.